I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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