Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
the liver wants what the liver wants
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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