So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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