i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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