I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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