I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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