i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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