you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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