its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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