Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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