my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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