Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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