i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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