my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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