So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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