She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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