No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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