Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He shit in the fireplace
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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