How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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