He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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