'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Come share oat with me in your robe
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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