Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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