I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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