Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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