Don't you send me to vm
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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