im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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