Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
