I want to stick my p in your. b.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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