she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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