windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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