My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
