alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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