we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Quick, to the slutcave!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
