she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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