No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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