doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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