No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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