also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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