I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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