hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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