I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
tell me about the eggs
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