Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Two words: blizzard sex
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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