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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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