After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
