We should be called the Road Head Warriors
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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