I just saw a hot homeless man
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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