is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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