So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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