We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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