Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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